submitted by Sid
There were two brothers, a seven-year-old and a four-year-old, who shareda room. One day, the older brother and the younger brother agreed theywere old enough to start cursing.
"When we get downstairs," the older one instructed, "I'm going to say 'hell,' and you can say 'ass.'" The four-year-old agreed.
They went downstairs and their mother asked, "What do you want for breakfast?"
"Aw, hell," the seven-year-old replied, "I'll just take some Cheerios." The mother slapped him and sent him to his room.
At this point, the four-year-old was getting slightly intimidated. "And what do YOU want?" the mother asked.
"I dunno," the younger one said, "but you can bet your ass it's not going to be Cheerios!"