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4 Mothers
submitted by Princess


Four Catholic women are sitting in a coffee shop talking about their sons.

The first woman says, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second says, "Well, my son is a cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Sir.'"

The third woman says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Essence.'"

The three women look at the fourth, who has been quiet all this time. "Well?" they ask.

The fourth woman replies, "Well, my son is a 6'2" hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, all the ladies say, 'Oh my god!'"

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