submitted by Ron M
There was a man that had 3 daughters, and one Saturday night he hears a knock at the door and opens it to find his first daughters boyfriend. The guy says "Hi, I'm Ray. I'm here to take Fay to the play, OK.?" So the man lets his first daughter go out.
Soon, there was another knock and he opened it to find another guy who said "Hi, I'm Lance. I'm here to take Nance to the dance. Any chance?" So he let his second daughter go out.
Soon there was another knock, and he opened the door to find a third guy who said "Hi I'm Chuck.." and the guy wondered why he got thrown out!