Her First Time!
submitted by El Flab

I'm sure you can imagine It's as simple as can be The place very quiet The players he and she

She whispers, "Will it hurt me" "Of course not," he replied It's a rather simple procedure Just lay back and open wide

She said she was scared She had never done it before He started to convince her It would hurt much more

It was getting awfully painful Tears rolling down from her eyes It hurts It was so awful It would be quite sometime

Now open slightly So I can come deeper inside Then suddenly with a grunt It was all over Thank god he finally pulled it out....

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Now as you can see And read it carefully He was a dentist It was not what you thought it was As you can see it was all your

DIRTY MIND!!!

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