Letter From Home
submitted by Grant

Dear Child,
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We
don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home
so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last
family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that
they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the
chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here, it only rained twice last week. The
first time it rained for three days and the second time for four
days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it
would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on,
so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't
make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because
it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it
is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is
a girl your sister is going to name it after me; She's going to call it
mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull
him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated
and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph
was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your
two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't
get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time.
Nothing much has happened.
Love, Mom
PS - I was going to send you some money but the envelope was
already sealed.