Management Team
submitted by D. Grant
A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe
race on the Missouri river. Both the teams practiced hard and long to
reach their peak performance before the race.
On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.
Afterwards the American team became very discouraged and morally
depressed. The American management decided that the reason for the
crushing defeat had to be found. A "Management Team" made up of
senior management was formed. They investigate and recommend
appropriate action.
Their conclusion was that Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person
steering, while the American team had 8 persons steering and one
person rowing.
So American management hired a consulting company and paid them
incredible amount of money. They advised that too many people were
steering the boat and not enough people were rowing.
To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team's
management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering
supervisors, 3 area steering superintendent and 1 assistant
superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new
performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat
greater incentive to work harder.
It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings
dinners and free pens for the rower. " We must give the rower the
empowerment and enrichments through this quality program".
The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the
American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted
development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and cancelled all
capital investments for new equipment. Then they distributed the money
saved as bonuses to the senior executives.