Q. What was the last thing Henri Paul saw before the accident?
A. The windshield.

Q. Why did Prince Charles take Diana's two sisters to France?
A. To split the cost three ways.

Q. How many Brits attending the funeral had a copy of a tabloid tucked under their arm?
A. None. The tabloids were too busy negotiating for the accident pictures to even print a copy this week.

Q. How many hits did the Royal Website take this week?
A. JUST ONE MORE than they had originally hoped for.

Q. How could it have been worse?
A. If, instead, she hung herself in the royal oven.

Enquiring minds want to know:
* Why wouldn't the Ritz give them a room?
* Is it true that Dodie told the chef that dinner tasted like, "an accident waiting to happen in the men's room"?
* Does Jon Benet's mother know how to handle a motorcycle, too?
* If an alien landed on this planet last week, would we have known about it - since the tabloids didn't publish?

submitted by David