In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine Do not drive car or operate machinery
On Nytol (a sleep aid):Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a kitchen knife:Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts:Warning: contains nuts
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
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