submitted by WhatsLeft
Clinton and the Pope both happened to die on the same day. Unfortuately there's a mix up and Clinton ends up in Heaven. It takes a few days to straighten out the mess.
Clinton and the Pope meet half way between and the Pope says," Can't wait for the opportunity to meet the Virgin Mary. Been waiting all my life to meet her!"
Bill shakes his head and says, "Sorry, you're a few days late."