submitted by H2Okat3
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischevious. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response. So the clergyman repeated the question more sternly, "Where is God?!?"
Once again, the boy made no attempt to respond, sitting with his mouth open and eyes wide. The clergyman shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We're in BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think WE did it!"