submitted by Bob Lillie
If winners never quit, and quitters never win, who came up with the saying, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Submitted by KT
How do you get out club soda stains?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If it's 0 degrees today, and will be twice as cold tomorrow, what will tomorrow's temperature be?
Submitted by Amber
1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
2. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
3. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
4. How is it possible to have a civil war?
5. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
6. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
7. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
8. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
9. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
10. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
11. Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
12. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
13. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
14. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
15. What happens when none of your bees wax?
16. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
17. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?