submitted by T. Jones
There once was a yellow frog and all the other frogs used to tease him.So, one day he went to an old witch and asked if she could changehim to green. The witch said she could and she said the magic words.The frog was green! But when the the frog looked down he said,"Witch, my private parts are still yellow!" The witch said, "I don'tdo private parts; you'll have to go to my sister down the road." Andso off the frog went.
Later that day a blue deer came to ask the witch to change him to brown. The witch did. Then he too saw that his private parts were blue."What about my private parts?" The witch told him to go to hissister's house and she'd change his private parts to brown. The deersaid, "I'm not very good with directions. How do I get there?" Thewitch said, "Oh that's easy, just follow the yellow dicked toad!"